P A R O X Y S M — TJ: I have a crush on this person and I want to...

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TJ: I have a crush on this person and I want to ask them out but idk if I have a chance with them.

Cyrus: What are you talking about? You are an absolute catch. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have you as their boyfriend. I would be lucky to have you as my boyfriend.

TJ: You’d be lucky to what?

Cyrus: Uh… I’d be lucky to what?

TJ: Can you repeat the last thing you said?

Cyrus: I’d be lucky to what?

TJ: Before that Cyrus.

Cyrus: Would you look at the time my it sure is late. Well great talk buddy. Great talk. Talk to you um… Yeah gotta go.

TJ grabs a hold of Cyrus before he can leave and pulls him in close. He leans into Cyrus’s ear and whispers.

TJ: Would you like to go out with me sometime Cyrus? Like on a date?

Cyrus: Um… I… Uh… Ye… Yes… If you want to I mean. Don’t feel obligated over what I said. You should ask the person you have a crush on instead.

TJ smiles as he says

TJ: I just did.