P A R O X Y S M — Cyrus has a seemingly perfect guy in front of him....

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You know what’s amazing?

Cyrus has a seemingly perfect guy in front of him.

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And behind him is a broody jock.

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The nameless blonde guy with the cute smile appears to be flirting with Cyrus, which means he’s interested in him. Cyrus could have this guy if he wanted him. It would be so simple. Their relationship would be so easy.

But you know what?

He’s going to choose the broody jock.

Because he likes the broody jock.

He doesn’t want simple. He doesn’t need easy. He wants him.

His not-so-scary basketball guy.

His best friend.

He’d pick him over any guy, any day.

(And he has an adorable smile of his own, thank you very much.)

Because they have something beautiful.

This blonde guy doesn’t stand a chance

Against the amazingness that is Tyrus.

And that truly is

Incredible.