P A R O X Y S M — Someone: *eats a cookie with a knife and fork* Me:...

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Someone: *eats a cookie with a knife and fork*

Me: psychopath!

Aaron Warner: *eats a cookie with a knife and fork*

Me: cLaSsY! PeRfEcTiOnN!