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the signs and why they’re probably mad at you
You breathed wrong: aries, VIRGO, scorpio, sagittarius
You said something stupid for attention: CAPRICORN, Aquarius, gemini
Nothing, they made it up in their head: taurus, cancer, pisces, libra, leo
(check your moon & mars too)
Cancer
underneath that hard shell of a person is a soft hearted person and underneath that softness is actually another hard layer. basically, you build walls as defense and if someone manage to get they youll feel so much and ur buttons are easily pushed. But if they really really get to know you, theyll see a strong tough protective person.