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Eddie: I didn‘t drink that much last night.

Anne: You were flirting with Venom.

Eddie: So what? He‘s literally my other half.

Anne: You asked him if he was single.

Anne: And cried when he said he wasn‘t.

Venom: We were very concerned.

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