Eddie: okay V this is our first thanksgiving dinner please behave yourself.
Venom: got it.
***
Dan: so what are we all thankful for?
Venom: EDDIES BIG SWEATY DICK!!!
Dan & Anne: !!!!!
Eddie: VENOM YOU FUCKING PARASITE WHAT DID I SAY!???!
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