P A R O X Y S M — irreverenttwilightheadcanons: bella, during...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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bella, during their first conversation: I don’t like cold, wet things

Edward, already envisioning 50 different ways to dick her down: how am I gonna tell her about little eddie