P A R O X Y S M — the signs and why they’re probably mad at you

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the signs and why they’re probably mad at you

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You breathed wrong: aries, VIRGO, scorpio, sagittarius

You said something stupid for attention: CAPRICORN, Aquarius, gemini

Nothing, they made it up in their head: taurus, cancer, pisces, libra, leo

(check your moon & mars too)